Feats (which I'm obviously not proud of...)
1) I didn't do my homework. 3 years in a row.
2) I don't eat breakfast. Just because I'm too lazy to heat it up.
3) I don't go to bed to sleep. I wait for the bed to come to me.
4) I've tried not bathing for 5 days. During the holidays of course.
5) I attempt to speak with minimal usage of facial muscles.
6) I've tried sleeping for 24 hours. At least.
7) When the alarm rings in the morning, I don't bother to turn it off. I just continue my slumber...zzz...(with the alarm ringing...)
8) When I was young, I was too lazy to swallow my food so I left it in my mouth till the next morning. Gross.
9) I do not turn off my PC because I hate to switch it on.
10) I'm sick.
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