waiting for time to pass...

its a friday night... and i wonder y m i stuck at home... with nothing to do... zzz... argh... wth man... there just isn't anyone around... wonder where has everyone gone to... ==

i can feel the seconds ticking past... n the minutes creeping by... but nothing seems to happen... everything seems to just remain stagnant...

and my eyes are as wide awake as ever... just when i wanna just drop down n close them tight... if not forever... well at least just let me get over with this dreadful friday night...

i wanna i wanna i wanna sleep now... but i just cant... zzz...

若是我有一百Mbps。。。

chem is fun...

nola... actually chemistry sucks... the chapters suck... the lecturers suck... lab work sucks... reports suck... etc...

i know i've been complaining much lately... just cant help it... too stressed up... and btw if u haven't noticed b4...

STRESSED <=> DESSERTS (spelt backwards)

cool eh?

so hu desserts come find me i belanja u stressed... XD... jkjk

ok bak to chem... i have this cooooooool lab demonstrator named jimmy thoo... u can search for him on facebook if u want... and im not gay...

and why is he cool?

its because... haih, nvm... see for urself...

lol... haih, nvmla. I give lah. seriously wth man... XD

sohai talk...

so we had this new... indian... chem lecturer whose name was mrs Pushma...

yea Pushma as in push mah asss...

sot one... zzz... first day lecture already damn bitchy... say we damn noisy la... not children ad la... now undergrads ad la... say must be punctual la... say she dun like to waste time la... and by the time she finished her opening speech 20 minutes had already been wasted... wat irony... ==

Situation 1

Push ma: now i wan u all to do this question on a piece of paper and hand it to the front...

me: wtf... only one short question and each of us need to hand in one piece of paper? doesn't she know the amount of trees that are cut down for each piece of paper we waste...?

sozai beside me: indians aren't particularly known for being environmental-friendly...

me: =.="

Situation 2

so she was talking bout some hybrid crap and was using 'tiger+lion=liger' as an analogy... and there was a picture of a liger on the screen... and the students were getting a bit restless... as usual...

Push ma: whats all this commotion about? why are you all getting so overexcited about the liger?

me: cos its fun?

sozai beside me: we were just discussing how closely it resembles you...

me: XD... reli got bit bit look like leh...

Situation 3

dowan bother lecturer liao... now just talking crap...

sozai beside me: it would be cool if u were a dog... so whenever u talk i will oni hear barking...

me: yea it would be cool if u were my son... cos that makes u a puppy...

sozai beside me: well at least puppies are cute...

me: go die la... !@#%!^!&*%%$@&...

p.s. i just realized that her name is actually pushpa... but being such a lazy ass i wont change anything above... XD

Malaysia's very own...

ever since i was a young boy... i have always dreamt to be like this guy here... well... maybe not thattt young... XD

no idea who the hell is he?

well here are some clues... lol...

here's a house...

and here's a bunny... XD

still dun get it...? ok heres a more explicit one...

yeshhh... he is da owner of the all so famous Playboy Mansion... and of course all da bunnies who reside in it... Wooot...

why i wanna be like him ar?

omg look at the smile on his face wei... must be still banging at 83... maybe not that hard d though... ==...

okok... that's not exactly the point of my post la...

my point is... im such a patriotic m'sian... eventhough merdeka over liao... im still in merdeka mood... and simply because i lurve my country soo much, i say that Hugh Hefner is nothing... nothing... compared to our very own...............

Hugh (She)fner...

okay i made that name up... thats not her name...

anyway heres the girl...

and heres the link to the article...

oh gosh... she must have taken a leaf out of Hefner's book i guess... 107 d but still so gaolat...

but on second thought... it could be the other way round... considering that Hefner's 24 years her junior... she makes Hefner look like an innocent 'lil kiddy... XD

alright jokes aside... lets do something serious and scientific now...

when u obtain two specimens... the obvious thing to do is to compare and contrast them rite...

so here goes...

SIMILARITIES

1) They both have shuuuperrrrr shweeeeeettttt smiles on their faces...

DIFFERENCES

1) Hefner lives in Playboy Mansion...

She probably lives in this...

2) Hefner thinks that ladies in bunny outfits are hawt...

She thinks that Najib is handsome... yea read the article again...

(Disclaimer: this picture was found on the net and i do not understand english therefore whatever written in the speech bubble no matter true or false has absolutely nothing to do with me... pls dun catch me...)

3) Hefner has had 3 spouses...

She's had... 23... 20 more oni ma...lol...

4) Hefner owns playboy... She OWNS everyone...

lastly... jus wanna say... malaysia boleh... reli apa pun boleh...==

EX-hausted...

today... reli dunno how to describe.. lol...

morning morning bout 930 went sunway ad...

to complete stupid structures (fun) bridge project...

zzz so much work to do...

but at last managed to add the final touches by bout 2 o clock...

rushedddddddddddd back as fast as i could...

and that was when alll the fun began... XD

returned to the jungle for the first time in years...

thx to dobby...

XD...

spent like few hours trekking...

walao damn tiring lo...

lol at least i din faint...

got some ppl ar...

wan faint wan faint ad...

now say wan lift wan escalator...

then went hy hse...

zzz these ppl reli can camwhore...

won tired 1....

wat oso can take picture 1...

then today teresa birthday ma...

so after tat celebrate wif her looo...

went ioi wong kok...

camwhore lagi...

until nex table oso see see see...

and dobby said see wat see... XD

after that fetch teresa bak take pics lagi outside her house... mg...

then...

then... my house punya turn...

take pic till halfway oni remembered got lab prelim nid do...

zzz deadline over d... bout 30 minutes...

hope the lecturer still accept lo...

then take take take pic...

till bout 12...

then all ciao d...

and now i m here...

rushing assignment which is due tomolo morning...

OMG...

some day eh?

LOL...

怪懒...

what is guai lan...?

according to shaun's dictionary of idiocy, guai lan means not doing something the right way... well at least thats what in mind when people use this... phrase...

so what are good examples of guai lan-ness...

1) go RK house order nasi babi quite guai lan i think...

2) asking someone whos sitting further away to help u take something thats nearer to u... XD (what i always do... syok)

3) erm... its not easy thinking of stupid examples... so... i think this one enough guai lan...gua...

==... people nowadays... quarter mile dowan put 1/4 wan put 2/8... guai lan gao gao... zzz...

y dun put 4/16...??? 10000000000/40000000000 lagi better...

(picture quality sux i noe... cant expect much as this was taken using my 3.2 mp phone cam... across the street... zoom till max d...==)

p.s. harhar lame post i noe... jus din wan to let my blog die... so... hehe...

Hiding behind Curtains

I’m going to smile and make you think I’m happy,

I’m going to laugh, so you don’t see me cry,

I’m going to let you go in style,

and even if it kills me – I’m going to smile.

what would i do if i had workers like this...

was walking around aimlessly around jonker street... until this caught my eye... XD

p.s. 乱乱卖还卖酱贵。。。我看隔壁摊子卖一个四块罢了。。。

sometimes it's better to not know...

there are things which i have seen...

which i know i should never have set my eyes upon...

and now i'm burning...

deep down...

so deep you'll never know...

that it will never show...

it feels like the soul's being ripped apart...

one part hoping that you would know...

yet another part attempting to make u believe what u see...

the result of a thousand rehearsals...

that is...

me...

p.s. something scary is going on...zzz... i can hear the music of plants vs zombies on my comp... but the only version which i have on my comp is the expired trial version... which i did not open... zzz...