so we had this new... indian... chem lecturer whose name was mrs Pushma...
yea Pushma as in push mah asss...
sot one... zzz... first day lecture already damn bitchy... say we damn noisy la... not children ad la... now undergrads ad la... say must be punctual la... say she dun like to waste time la... and by the time she finished her opening speech 20 minutes had already been wasted... wat irony... ==
Situation 1
Push ma: now i wan u all to do this question on a piece of paper and hand it to the front...
me: wtf... only one short question and each of us need to hand in one piece of paper? doesn't she know the amount of trees that are cut down for each piece of paper we waste...?
sozai beside me: indians aren't particularly known for being environmental-friendly...
me: =.="
Situation 2
so she was talking bout some hybrid crap and was using 'tiger+lion=liger' as an analogy... and there was a picture of a liger on the screen... and the students were getting a bit restless... as usual...
Push ma: whats all this commotion about? why are you all getting so overexcited about the liger?
me: cos its fun?
sozai beside me: we were just discussing how closely it resembles you...
me: XD... reli got bit bit look like leh...
Situation 3
dowan bother lecturer liao... now just talking crap...
sozai beside me: it would be cool if u were a dog... so whenever u talk i will oni hear barking...
me: yea it would be cool if u were my son... cos that makes u a puppy...
sozai beside me: well at least puppies are cute...
me: go die la... !@#%!^!&*%%$@&...
p.s. i just realized that her name is actually pushpa... but being such a lazy ass i wont change anything above... XD
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