Titleless... not titless

Dead blog... I noe... Not gonna write much today though...

more of an announcement... lol...

Tomorrow... gonna depart for vietnam... 'The search for Elly Tran Ha'... XD... jk...

Nways just thought i should leave some sort of note here... as i dun remember telling anyone bout my trip... haha... Y'know... just in case my plane crashed or i went missing in vietnam...

At least someone would know where to begin 'The search for Shaun'...

Quite an update, huh?

guys.. learn something...

Been running out of stuff to write recently... can't blame me really... nothin really significant has happened lately... besides the 3 jungle trekking sessions... the 2 card gaming sessions in my house... the gathering with kingston in sunway and bandar puteri... kytam's return to puchong... je's departure to bali...

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and of course the lab test on monday... structures test on tuesday... chem lab on wednesday... matlab no.7... structures project... electrical project... computing assignment...

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yea besides those listed above... there isn't really much...

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ok fine... im just too lazy to write anything... and now im just trying to inject some life into my half-dead blog... i wonder how can ppl write so damn long posts (with colour and photos)... i came across a post with 300++ photos just recently... walao eh... i upload one photo oso sien diao liao... i dunno how she did tat lo... imba betul... so... no photos here... lol... aiya wan photo shud go facebook ma... there sure alot de...

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so anyway i found this on the net and thought tat it might be of some use... to guys of course... and to the ladies... erm... you could take it as a test lo... see which 1 work which 1 no work lo...

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1. 'Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?'
1. (Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it) and say, 'Now that I've broken the ice, let's talk.'
2. 'I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?'
2. 'I guess you can kiss heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.'
3. 'Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?'
3. 'Where you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good?'
4. 'Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?'
4. 'I've lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it?'
5. 'I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours instead?'
5. 'Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.'
6. 'Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.'
6. 'Is there a rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.'
7. 'Is it hot in here or is it just you?'
7. 'Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.'
8. 'Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?'
8. 'I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.'
9. 'Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?'
9. 'Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?'
10. 'There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.'
10. 'I may look like a frog but if you kiss me I'll turn into a prince.'

yea ther're 10 DOS and 10 DONTS... answers are pretty obvious..

waiting for time to pass...

its a friday night... and i wonder y m i stuck at home... with nothing to do... zzz... argh... wth man... there just isn't anyone around... wonder where has everyone gone to... ==

i can feel the seconds ticking past... n the minutes creeping by... but nothing seems to happen... everything seems to just remain stagnant...

and my eyes are as wide awake as ever... just when i wanna just drop down n close them tight... if not forever... well at least just let me get over with this dreadful friday night...

i wanna i wanna i wanna sleep now... but i just cant... zzz...

若是我有一百Mbps。。。

chem is fun...

nola... actually chemistry sucks... the chapters suck... the lecturers suck... lab work sucks... reports suck... etc...

i know i've been complaining much lately... just cant help it... too stressed up... and btw if u haven't noticed b4...

STRESSED <=> DESSERTS (spelt backwards)

cool eh?

so hu desserts come find me i belanja u stressed... XD... jkjk

ok bak to chem... i have this cooooooool lab demonstrator named jimmy thoo... u can search for him on facebook if u want... and im not gay...

and why is he cool?

its because... haih, nvm... see for urself...

lol... haih, nvmla. I give lah. seriously wth man... XD

sohai talk...

so we had this new... indian... chem lecturer whose name was mrs Pushma...

yea Pushma as in push mah asss...

sot one... zzz... first day lecture already damn bitchy... say we damn noisy la... not children ad la... now undergrads ad la... say must be punctual la... say she dun like to waste time la... and by the time she finished her opening speech 20 minutes had already been wasted... wat irony... ==

Situation 1

Push ma: now i wan u all to do this question on a piece of paper and hand it to the front...

me: wtf... only one short question and each of us need to hand in one piece of paper? doesn't she know the amount of trees that are cut down for each piece of paper we waste...?

sozai beside me: indians aren't particularly known for being environmental-friendly...

me: =.="

Situation 2

so she was talking bout some hybrid crap and was using 'tiger+lion=liger' as an analogy... and there was a picture of a liger on the screen... and the students were getting a bit restless... as usual...

Push ma: whats all this commotion about? why are you all getting so overexcited about the liger?

me: cos its fun?

sozai beside me: we were just discussing how closely it resembles you...

me: XD... reli got bit bit look like leh...

Situation 3

dowan bother lecturer liao... now just talking crap...

sozai beside me: it would be cool if u were a dog... so whenever u talk i will oni hear barking...

me: yea it would be cool if u were my son... cos that makes u a puppy...

sozai beside me: well at least puppies are cute...

me: go die la... !@#%!^!&*%%$@&...

p.s. i just realized that her name is actually pushpa... but being such a lazy ass i wont change anything above... XD

Malaysia's very own...

ever since i was a young boy... i have always dreamt to be like this guy here... well... maybe not thattt young... XD

no idea who the hell is he?

well here are some clues... lol...

here's a house...

and here's a bunny... XD

still dun get it...? ok heres a more explicit one...

yeshhh... he is da owner of the all so famous Playboy Mansion... and of course all da bunnies who reside in it... Wooot...

why i wanna be like him ar?

omg look at the smile on his face wei... must be still banging at 83... maybe not that hard d though... ==...

okok... that's not exactly the point of my post la...

my point is... im such a patriotic m'sian... eventhough merdeka over liao... im still in merdeka mood... and simply because i lurve my country soo much, i say that Hugh Hefner is nothing... nothing... compared to our very own...............

Hugh (She)fner...

okay i made that name up... thats not her name...

anyway heres the girl...

and heres the link to the article...

oh gosh... she must have taken a leaf out of Hefner's book i guess... 107 d but still so gaolat...

but on second thought... it could be the other way round... considering that Hefner's 24 years her junior... she makes Hefner look like an innocent 'lil kiddy... XD

alright jokes aside... lets do something serious and scientific now...

when u obtain two specimens... the obvious thing to do is to compare and contrast them rite...

so here goes...

SIMILARITIES

1) They both have shuuuperrrrr shweeeeeettttt smiles on their faces...

DIFFERENCES

1) Hefner lives in Playboy Mansion...

She probably lives in this...

2) Hefner thinks that ladies in bunny outfits are hawt...

She thinks that Najib is handsome... yea read the article again...

(Disclaimer: this picture was found on the net and i do not understand english therefore whatever written in the speech bubble no matter true or false has absolutely nothing to do with me... pls dun catch me...)

3) Hefner has had 3 spouses...

She's had... 23... 20 more oni ma...lol...

4) Hefner owns playboy... She OWNS everyone...

lastly... jus wanna say... malaysia boleh... reli apa pun boleh...==

EX-hausted...

today... reli dunno how to describe.. lol...

morning morning bout 930 went sunway ad...

to complete stupid structures (fun) bridge project...

zzz so much work to do...

but at last managed to add the final touches by bout 2 o clock...

rushedddddddddddd back as fast as i could...

and that was when alll the fun began... XD

returned to the jungle for the first time in years...

thx to dobby...

XD...

spent like few hours trekking...

walao damn tiring lo...

lol at least i din faint...

got some ppl ar...

wan faint wan faint ad...

now say wan lift wan escalator...

then went hy hse...

zzz these ppl reli can camwhore...

won tired 1....

wat oso can take picture 1...

then today teresa birthday ma...

so after tat celebrate wif her looo...

went ioi wong kok...

camwhore lagi...

until nex table oso see see see...

and dobby said see wat see... XD

after that fetch teresa bak take pics lagi outside her house... mg...

then...

then... my house punya turn...

take pic till halfway oni remembered got lab prelim nid do...

zzz deadline over d... bout 30 minutes...

hope the lecturer still accept lo...

then take take take pic...

till bout 12...

then all ciao d...

and now i m here...

rushing assignment which is due tomolo morning...

OMG...

some day eh?

LOL...

怪懒...

what is guai lan...?

according to shaun's dictionary of idiocy, guai lan means not doing something the right way... well at least thats what in mind when people use this... phrase...

so what are good examples of guai lan-ness...

1) go RK house order nasi babi quite guai lan i think...

2) asking someone whos sitting further away to help u take something thats nearer to u... XD (what i always do... syok)

3) erm... its not easy thinking of stupid examples... so... i think this one enough guai lan...gua...

==... people nowadays... quarter mile dowan put 1/4 wan put 2/8... guai lan gao gao... zzz...

y dun put 4/16...??? 10000000000/40000000000 lagi better...

(picture quality sux i noe... cant expect much as this was taken using my 3.2 mp phone cam... across the street... zoom till max d...==)

p.s. harhar lame post i noe... jus din wan to let my blog die... so... hehe...

Hiding behind Curtains

I’m going to smile and make you think I’m happy,

I’m going to laugh, so you don’t see me cry,

I’m going to let you go in style,

and even if it kills me – I’m going to smile.

what would i do if i had workers like this...

was walking around aimlessly around jonker street... until this caught my eye... XD

p.s. 乱乱卖还卖酱贵。。。我看隔壁摊子卖一个四块罢了。。。

sometimes it's better to not know...

there are things which i have seen...

which i know i should never have set my eyes upon...

and now i'm burning...

deep down...

so deep you'll never know...

that it will never show...

it feels like the soul's being ripped apart...

one part hoping that you would know...

yet another part attempting to make u believe what u see...

the result of a thousand rehearsals...

that is...

me...

p.s. something scary is going on...zzz... i can hear the music of plants vs zombies on my comp... but the only version which i have on my comp is the expired trial version... which i did not open... zzz...

i just dun understand...

erm... found this at the water taps in an R&R washroom on the way to kuantan...

and i was wondering... wat the hell would anyone do with the water other than washing... =.="

things to do...

1. ...in a chem lab

i dunno why but this was the most interesting thing in the whole lab...

i did this without realizing that the demonstrator was staring at me right in front...XD

this just doesnt look quite right...=.='

2. ...when ur waiting for a midnight movie and have nothing better to do...

act homeless and sleep on a bench...

act lagi homeless and sleep on a bench with a couple beside...

finally get the hell up upon realizing that some funny guy is taking pictures of you to blog about...

3. ...on a beach

be a guy... i mean gay...

mass transformation into apeks...

finally accept the fact that you're such a retard and jump of a bridge...

become god and punish the person hu made u die...

erm... reincarnation i suppose...

tolong...

i really feel like updating... don't really wanna abandon my dear blog... but just cant think of anything to blog about... lol... pls gimme some inspiration... i dowan my blog to die so young leh...

maybe i should upload some photos from the kuantan trip... or write some crap bout district 9... lol... great movie btw... or... blog bout uni life...? nah... let me just think bout it over... and hope im able to come up with a real update this weekend...

p.s. today's structures exam was totally crap... i jus hope i dun fail till so nan kan... =.="

words of a wise man

lIf you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
lYou were looking good from afar.. now you're far from looking good.
lLearn from your parents' mistakes, use birth control!
lThe universe is laughing behind your back.
lThose of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
lHonesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.
lI'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
lA positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
lLove your enemies.. it pisses them off.
lThe human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now.
lA paper should be like a mini skirt: long enough to cover everything, but short enough to keep it interesting.

learning to let go...

letting go...

the act of relieving oneself of possession...

it's painful...

it's difficult...

it's hard...

but it's necessary...

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life has changed...

it feels so icy under the heat of the burning sun...

laughter seems so dry...

the room feels so silent and gloomy...

i don't know...

have i made the wrong decision...

tell me i was wrong...

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tell me i was never right...

no please don't tell me anything...

nothing too serious...

Had another sleepless night yesterday even after emptying half a bottle of cough syrup. Wth man... and it was stated on the label that it will cause drowsiness. Well maybe it wasn't lying. I was feeling drowsy alright, but just couldn't get my eyes to shut... should have took pills instead lol...

Got out of bed quite early as there was a morning class today. Morning classes are just so pointless. I just enter, take off my glasses, and doze off, and wake up look here look there like sozai, feeling as tired as before. Wonder how the lecturers can tahan...

Headed to the library soon after. Saw a sign that said no eating and drinking is allowed around the computer area. And that was what made me grab two packets of nuggets and a can of coke from the cafeteria. Found a nice place right beside the sign and had my lunch there... =_="

Thought of going to pyramid after submitting the darn chem reports, but later on decided to forget it. Was just too tired to go for a stroll on my own... nvm la can reduce my chances of getting H1N1...

Driving is certainly no easy task, especially with a sleepless night the day before. My head and eyelids were just so heavy... I had to shut them like once every few seconds... And there was twice, when I opened my eyes, the vehicle in front was like just a few inches before me... close shave, yeah... lol... fortunately my car's brakes were ok... (yea its the kancil again... lol... autobot leh...) or I wouldn't possibly be writing all this now... XD

And after that, this sleepy and dangerous driver did something funny. zzz... I dunno what happened... but I turned into somewhere I have never been for a long long time. And I couldn't recognize the place... the cute pink gates were now painted a dark coat of brown...was it brown? nvm... and the walls an elegant white... the grills were...should I say... exquisite... lol... it was an entirely different feeling from the last time I was there... the last time I was there...? ages...

And this made me realized, that much have changed since. I know she's changed... I've changed too... I suppose...

But if there's one thing that doesn't change... I hope that its her smile... and to that someone out there... I'm grateful to you... for making her smile again... something which I failed to do...

This post is long, and boring... what to do... i just dun have that humour... and creativity... XD So if you made it this far... give yourself a clap... Lol... I'm just crapping... why so serious...?

p.s. anyone wanna hang out? im rotting... dun care h1n1 la... XD

Never Dreamed You'd Leave in Summer

Nothing in mind to blog about... so here's another great song... not really one that suits my age but... doesn't matter

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A prodigy singing for a prodigy...

I never dreamed you'd leave in summer
I thought you would go then come back home
I thought the cold would leave by summer
But my quiet nights will be spent alone
You said then you'd be the life in autumn
Said you'd be the one to see the way
I never dreamed you'd leave in summer
But now I find my love has gone away
Why didn't you stay?

No more lying friends
Wanting tragic ends
Though they do pretend
They won't go when I go
All those bleeding hearts
With sorrows to impart
Were right here from the start
And they won't go when I go
And I'll go where I've longed
To go so long
Away from tears
Unclean minds mislead the pure
The innocent will leave for sure
For them there is a resting place
People sinning just for fun
They will never see the sun
For they can never show their faces
There ain't no room for the hopeless sinner
Who will take more than he will give
He ain't hardly gonna give
The greed of man will be
Far away from me
And my soul will be free
They won't go when I go
Since my soul conceived
All that I believe
The kingdom I will see
'Cause they won't go when I go
When I go
Where I'll go
No one can keep me
From my destiny.

如果我變成回憶

just a nice song... doesn't mean anything... (if u were wondering)... zzz =.="

p.s. but wouldn't it be nice to remain as a memory...

VERY OBSCENE POST...

yea mark my words... this is 18 above... make sure no children or parents are anywhere around you...

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ok... so i took this facebook quiz....

and 'f' does not stand for facebook...

QUIZ TITLE: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!?
FIND OUT WHAT FUCKN COOL ASS MOTHER FUCKN THING U FUCKN ARE OR SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!!!!

and these are my f**kin answers...

1. SOME MOTHER FUCKER STOLE YOUR MOTHER FUCKN ICE CREAM.. WHAT DO U DO?
USE YOUR FLAMETHROWER TO MELT THE BASTARD

2. YOU JUST GOT DUMPED BY YOURE PARTNER.. WHAT DO YOU DO?
CLIMB A TREE THEN SING TO YOUR PARTNER BUT IF YOUR A GIRL.. EAT ICE CREAAAMMMM

3. YOU'RE PLAYING CATCH AND GET HIT IN THE FACE WITH THE FUCKN BALL.. WHAT DO U DO?
START CRYING AND WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO COME AID YOU BUT NOBODY WILL CAUSE YOU WERE PLAYING CATCH BY YOURSELF IN THE DARK

4. SOMEONE SAID YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS (OR BOOBS).. WHAT DO YOU DO?
PLAY WITH A SMALL STICK BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD

5. FAIRLYODD PARENTS JUST GOT CANCELED.. WAT DO U DO?
WATCH SOMETHING ELSE.. FUCKN IDIOT

6. YOU GOT STRAIT A's.. WHAT DO YOU DO?
CLAP YOUR HANDS LIKE A RETARD

and wtf did i get...

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YOU'RE A FUCKN POKEMON!!!!!!! NOT JUST ANY POKEMON.. YOU'RE A FUCKN CHARMANDER! DO U KNOW HOW FUCKN AWSOME IT IS TO BE CHARMANDER! YOU'RE TAIL IS A FUCKN FLAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!

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and this was my response...

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WHAT THE FUCK.. IM A FUCKING CHARMANDER... THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS... IM SO FUCKIN RETARDED... FUCKING AWESOME... WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA...

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all because i used a f**kin flamethrower...

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yea i noe... im sick... shoot me... LOLX...

p.s. remember my last post bout swearing being a form of pain relieve... and hell yeah i felt damn f**kin great after takin this m-f**kin quiz...

The best thing that happened today...

y'know what... i didn't switch off my car's lights just now...

what car? f**king kancil la... =.=" (dun laugh... kancil got autobot leh...)

and the best thing was...

nothing happened...

and by His holy grace i was able to drive home...

and i'm grateful...

so you see...

it's not always bad when something bad happens...

there's always a chance for it to turn out good...

fifty-fifty perhaps...

the odds aren't great...

but they are often the very things that brighten up your day... or night...

maybe lightbulbs work better but...

anyway...

conclusion...

today was a great day...

don't ask me why...

but i managed to smile...

and that's a miracle to me...

p.s. i don't really believe in miracles... i prefer... MAGIC... XD