does this dance dazzle u...

well i really should be studying now... too bad i was born with the attention span of a goldfish... which is... well... 3 seconds i suppose?

anyway... just wanted to... revive my blog... which i believe has been pronounced dead unofficially--by you... and officially--by me...

so... a short update perhaps...

CHE2164 (10/6/10 killed)
CHE2165 (16/6/10 killed)
ENG2091 (18/6/10 killed)
CHM1022(24/6/10 yet to kill... or be killed... T_T)

anyway... heres a little something for y'all...


so... is this pretty little dancer spinning clockwise... or anticlockwise......

steps
1. look
2. observe
3. look again
4. ask someone to see with you
5. call him/her crazy if he/she has a different answer from u... =)

her body's great... i know... but that's not the point...

alright... back to serious business now... k=Cp/Cv... adios...

this is great...

so i got dumped, officially, while i was half awake... and i gave her this face... ==

no thats not the best part...

some nice guy actually asked me for her address after only two days... while i sedang kena shoot by my supervisor... zzz... ==

Pocahontas in Blue?

ok... the blogs back... thanks to Avatar... XD... you'll see why...

Alright, what do these 2 lovely girls have in common...

Judging from their outer appearances... they are just... totally different... breeds right...

I mean... Neytiri's blue...with a black background... Pocahontas is well... black... and yea the background's blue...

but... hmm... check this out...

so this explains the feeling of deja vu throughout the movie...

isn't disney going to sue cameron? that would be something worthwhile... seeing that avatar has already grossed 1.6 billion... thats a lot of money ==...

p.s. thx to ym for showing me this crap... lol...

Titleless... not titless

Dead blog... I noe... Not gonna write much today though...

more of an announcement... lol...

Tomorrow... gonna depart for vietnam... 'The search for Elly Tran Ha'... XD... jk...

Nways just thought i should leave some sort of note here... as i dun remember telling anyone bout my trip... haha... Y'know... just in case my plane crashed or i went missing in vietnam...

At least someone would know where to begin 'The search for Shaun'...

Quite an update, huh?

guys.. learn something...

Been running out of stuff to write recently... can't blame me really... nothin really significant has happened lately... besides the 3 jungle trekking sessions... the 2 card gaming sessions in my house... the gathering with kingston in sunway and bandar puteri... kytam's return to puchong... je's departure to bali...

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and of course the lab test on monday... structures test on tuesday... chem lab on wednesday... matlab no.7... structures project... electrical project... computing assignment...

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yea besides those listed above... there isn't really much...

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ok fine... im just too lazy to write anything... and now im just trying to inject some life into my half-dead blog... i wonder how can ppl write so damn long posts (with colour and photos)... i came across a post with 300++ photos just recently... walao eh... i upload one photo oso sien diao liao... i dunno how she did tat lo... imba betul... so... no photos here... lol... aiya wan photo shud go facebook ma... there sure alot de...

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so anyway i found this on the net and thought tat it might be of some use... to guys of course... and to the ladies... erm... you could take it as a test lo... see which 1 work which 1 no work lo...

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1. 'Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?'
1. (Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it) and say, 'Now that I've broken the ice, let's talk.'
2. 'I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?'
2. 'I guess you can kiss heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.'
3. 'Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?'
3. 'Where you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good?'
4. 'Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?'
4. 'I've lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it?'
5. 'I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours instead?'
5. 'Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.'
6. 'Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.'
6. 'Is there a rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.'
7. 'Is it hot in here or is it just you?'
7. 'Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.'
8. 'Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?'
8. 'I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.'
9. 'Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?'
9. 'Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?'
10. 'There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.'
10. 'I may look like a frog but if you kiss me I'll turn into a prince.'

yea ther're 10 DOS and 10 DONTS... answers are pretty obvious..

waiting for time to pass...

its a friday night... and i wonder y m i stuck at home... with nothing to do... zzz... argh... wth man... there just isn't anyone around... wonder where has everyone gone to... ==

i can feel the seconds ticking past... n the minutes creeping by... but nothing seems to happen... everything seems to just remain stagnant...

and my eyes are as wide awake as ever... just when i wanna just drop down n close them tight... if not forever... well at least just let me get over with this dreadful friday night...

i wanna i wanna i wanna sleep now... but i just cant... zzz...

若是我有一百Mbps。。。

chem is fun...

nola... actually chemistry sucks... the chapters suck... the lecturers suck... lab work sucks... reports suck... etc...

i know i've been complaining much lately... just cant help it... too stressed up... and btw if u haven't noticed b4...

STRESSED <=> DESSERTS (spelt backwards)

cool eh?

so hu desserts come find me i belanja u stressed... XD... jkjk

ok bak to chem... i have this cooooooool lab demonstrator named jimmy thoo... u can search for him on facebook if u want... and im not gay...

and why is he cool?

its because... haih, nvm... see for urself...

lol... haih, nvmla. I give lah. seriously wth man... XD

sohai talk...

so we had this new... indian... chem lecturer whose name was mrs Pushma...

yea Pushma as in push mah asss...

sot one... zzz... first day lecture already damn bitchy... say we damn noisy la... not children ad la... now undergrads ad la... say must be punctual la... say she dun like to waste time la... and by the time she finished her opening speech 20 minutes had already been wasted... wat irony... ==

Situation 1

Push ma: now i wan u all to do this question on a piece of paper and hand it to the front...

me: wtf... only one short question and each of us need to hand in one piece of paper? doesn't she know the amount of trees that are cut down for each piece of paper we waste...?

sozai beside me: indians aren't particularly known for being environmental-friendly...

me: =.="

Situation 2

so she was talking bout some hybrid crap and was using 'tiger+lion=liger' as an analogy... and there was a picture of a liger on the screen... and the students were getting a bit restless... as usual...

Push ma: whats all this commotion about? why are you all getting so overexcited about the liger?

me: cos its fun?

sozai beside me: we were just discussing how closely it resembles you...

me: XD... reli got bit bit look like leh...

Situation 3

dowan bother lecturer liao... now just talking crap...

sozai beside me: it would be cool if u were a dog... so whenever u talk i will oni hear barking...

me: yea it would be cool if u were my son... cos that makes u a puppy...

sozai beside me: well at least puppies are cute...

me: go die la... !@#%!^!&*%%$@&...

p.s. i just realized that her name is actually pushpa... but being such a lazy ass i wont change anything above... XD

Malaysia's very own...

ever since i was a young boy... i have always dreamt to be like this guy here... well... maybe not thattt young... XD

no idea who the hell is he?

well here are some clues... lol...

here's a house...

and here's a bunny... XD

still dun get it...? ok heres a more explicit one...

yeshhh... he is da owner of the all so famous Playboy Mansion... and of course all da bunnies who reside in it... Wooot...

why i wanna be like him ar?

omg look at the smile on his face wei... must be still banging at 83... maybe not that hard d though... ==...

okok... that's not exactly the point of my post la...

my point is... im such a patriotic m'sian... eventhough merdeka over liao... im still in merdeka mood... and simply because i lurve my country soo much, i say that Hugh Hefner is nothing... nothing... compared to our very own...............

Hugh (She)fner...

okay i made that name up... thats not her name...

anyway heres the girl...

and heres the link to the article...

oh gosh... she must have taken a leaf out of Hefner's book i guess... 107 d but still so gaolat...

but on second thought... it could be the other way round... considering that Hefner's 24 years her junior... she makes Hefner look like an innocent 'lil kiddy... XD

alright jokes aside... lets do something serious and scientific now...

when u obtain two specimens... the obvious thing to do is to compare and contrast them rite...

so here goes...

SIMILARITIES

1) They both have shuuuperrrrr shweeeeeettttt smiles on their faces...

DIFFERENCES

1) Hefner lives in Playboy Mansion...

She probably lives in this...

2) Hefner thinks that ladies in bunny outfits are hawt...

She thinks that Najib is handsome... yea read the article again...

(Disclaimer: this picture was found on the net and i do not understand english therefore whatever written in the speech bubble no matter true or false has absolutely nothing to do with me... pls dun catch me...)

3) Hefner has had 3 spouses...

She's had... 23... 20 more oni ma...lol...

4) Hefner owns playboy... She OWNS everyone...

lastly... jus wanna say... malaysia boleh... reli apa pun boleh...==