what to do when ur mom naaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggssssssssssssssssssssss..........

theres this question ive been thinkin bout... its reli kinda lame... but...

awrite... when we dowanna see somethin we just simply shut our eyes... when we smell somethin pungent we can just hold our breath... but when we hear somethin unbearable, we cant cover our ears without makin it seem obvious... so wat shud we do... (btw... 'somethin unbearable' refers to naggingggg... lol... u'll see...)

then i came across this video which answered my question... XD well its in mandarin but for those hu dun understand mandarin you can still get the idea... its good...

it should bloody work... not many households actually have a loudspeaker i suppose...

on another note... stevie wonder's performance during MJ's memorial was over the top... magnificent, i would say... and brooke shield's tearjerking speech revealed another side of MJ...... for those who missed both the live and repeat shows... you can still catch it on youtube... i believe the videos have been uploaded... it's a must whether or not you were a fan of MJ's...

it was great... the perfect way to mark a full stop to the life of a great man...

Gone... the legend...

it has been days... since the legend, the king of pop... has left us... yet my heart still shudders in disbelief each time im reminded about his death... how could someone who has done so much... touched so many hearts... fall... just like that...

i was... never a fan of mj... but these days my heart gets smitten everytime songs like ben or i'll be there... are being played on the radio... images of a little boy... singing on the stage... full of passion...would flood my thoughts...

never in my life had i realized this deeply... how fortunate i am... to have enjoyed a pleasant childhood... instead of having to sing for a living... at an age as young as 9... (...not that anyone would pay me to sing... but thats not the point... -_-')

for a man with a career spanning 40 years... his death sure came as a surprise to everyone... fans and non-fans alike... although his conciousness may have left us... but the memories... the voice... the songs... will always remain...

eventhough his reputation has been contaminated during his late years... his accomplishments over the years far far overshadow the recent scandals... he died a great man, i would say... just imagine the number of hearts he touched... the number of people who know his name... the number of people who would grieve for him...

which leaves me to ponder... what have i done for this world... (create more chaos perhaps...) what should i do for this world... would i die a great man? or as no one... would i die a lonely man... or otherwise...

its gettin late... i'd better stop before more random thoughts rush into my head... haiz...

p.s: Bye M.J.

loooooong post... or... u could cut it short by skipping all the crap i wrote...

ps: exam start liao... kns... jus now jus habis itu seebee maths paper... stupid questions... damn @#^#$%$ hard lo... wat taylor series wat mclaurin series... oso dunno which siao kia think of it one... haiyo... jialat liao la... hope dun fail can liao... v_v deng...dienamics next arrrr... dew la.... ^&%$*%^$%

alright alright... im done with the cursing and swearing... shaun's gonna attempt being a polite blogger from now on... ;)

gosh... my last entry was more than 2 weeks ago... well... i was busy...erm... studyin... XD... studying as in... staring at the books waiting for the information to pop out on their own... =.=

so what have i really been up to.... hmm... how should i start... with a photo perhaps...?

euphoria by ministry of sound...

first scenario... this was a bloody random decision... it was like... some one started: "c'mon lets go clubbin..." "o yea lets go clubbin..."woohoo we gonna go clubbin..." and we were off...=.=

reached the place in no time... paid a whopping 8 ringgit jus for parking T_T... and searched hi and lo for any entrance to that building...(managed to find one...) at last found the bouncers there... they looked quite keen to allow us passage at first until one of them turned to me and said......... "you... cannot... wear shorts here..." o wtf....!!! =_= and the best thing was there were 2 girls there and their shorts were... u noe......short... short as in... i didnt noe they were wearing shorts... talk about gender discrimination... from my point of view... the victims are absolutely males...XD (to the ladies out there... pls do not bombard me wif hatemail...i bet u ladies dont like seeing urselves as victims too rite...)

so we balik lo... wat to do... =_="

second week... second try... second scenario... clever liao this time...wore long looooong jeans...XD zezeze... but there was another problem... im still underage... oh shoot... i wont turn 18 till december... sei lo... how to enter ar...

zzz... oso reach entrance d... die die lo... so showed the bouncer my IC...then he look at ic... then look at me... then i look at him... then i look away... then he look again... then i close my eyes... lol... then... he gestured for me to enter... and i barely realized till after a few seconds as my heart was thumping damn fast ... phew... like tat oso can... XD maybe i taller than him he scared... wakakakkaka...

lol so after that went in lor... omg the music was so loud... i mean...LOUDDDD!!!!... my eardrums were bursting from all the beats and... i dunno la... im not really a fan of techno and all this loud music... but according to one of my frens... the music was... cool... i dun have any idea how to define cool... so ill jus leave that aside...

however... one thing to commend about was the lightings... it was awesome... awesome as in... you couldnt see the face of any goddamn person in there... awesome for those dancers who think they can dance...when they cant... == but for ppl like me hu go there to catch anything interesting... jialat lo... ownself oso cant see how to see ppl...v_v

hmm... just an idea of how geng the lighting was... under the lights...shauns retarded look became

instead of the normal facebook pic... well there were other colours as well but i guess i shouldnt scare my readers away...... the lights changed almost every second... and the intensity was so high until i could even feel the dilation of my pupils... ooo my pupils can dance... XD

now wat do u do when ur in a club... u dance right...? when u don dance... ppl say u no fun... lansi... when u do dance... u make a fool of urself... so i did the most erm... stupidest thing one could do in a club... i picked random targets and imitated their dance moves... and trust me thats the best thing to do when u've got no moves of ur own... and yeah there was one guy who was doin this all too famous egyptian dance... (with one hand pecking in front and one behind... get wat i mean...?)

spent bout 2-3 hours in there before we got exhaaauuustttedddd...... how could dancing be so damn tiring...== was damn thirsty too... so we made our way out to get some drinks and balik tidur... it was in the mamak stall where i found out that there was a free drink included in the entrance fee... omg... my vodkaaaa... v_v

so tat was my take on euphoria MOS... for those hu din give a shit bout wat i wrote... here are some photos...

golden quotes by engineering lecturers...

1) Physics --- "...so when these physicists were thinking of these problems regarding probability density, they went... 'what the fuck!!!'.

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Did i mention something bad? i was trying to say...friction.

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People, fuck is not a bad word. It is a bad word only when you mean it.

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When i say fuck, i mean... 'i dont understand'." (Lan 2009) WTF...=.=

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(this is great... so from now on i can go 'wtf'' all day and tell everyone that... i was just trying to say 'i dun understand...' XD)

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2) Mathematics --- "i finds out thats some of you have been copying ur frens works.

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The worst thing is you all copied the wrong answers.

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If you wants to copy, make sure u copies the rights answer, then i cannot say anything.

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But if u copy the wrong answers, and i finds out, i can say that you plagiarize and give you zeroes. (Yoong 2009)

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(good point... copy the right answers or dun bother copying at all...)

Random post

Spent like half a day zzz... just to look for a bloody comp... and at last... here i am.. blogging at the express terminal... while standing....again... =.=

zezeze... its just unbelievable... to be unable to get one single comp when there are so damn many of them... library levels 1 & 2... computer room in library... and all the comp labs upstairs...

comp labs just... suck...totally... i'll just skip the part about the sucky connection and all... but...

the thing bout comp labs that totally get on my nerves is... when i creep in quietly... trying to not make any damn noise... settle down without a sound... key in my id and password as gently as possible... trying not to show my existence......... and thats when u hear some bloody ass say... THERES A CLASS IN HERE!!!!

oh GAWD... ok so theres a class in here... so WHAT? its not like im dancing naked in there trying to get ur damn attention... all i want is jus to get a damn comp for jus a few minutes to check some stuff...

so what to do? find another comp lab... and the same process happens all over again...

i mean... its not like i really want to barge in and disrupt the bloody class... it... it doesnt even seem like theres a class goin on inside... =.= ftw man...

and the best thing is... there are about 30-40 comps in the damn labs... and sometimes only about 6 effin students... what a total waste of gadgets...

What should I do?

I wonder whether any of you have experienced such a situation before… whereby…

you notice problem… you confirm that problem is present… you contact person in charge… you meet person in charge… and what the hell… person in charge tells you that there is absolute no problem (which makes you feel idiotic…or irritated in some cases…) and you get the hell back just to find out that the bloody problem still exists… =.="

It all happened on Monday when i found out that my midyear results for a particular subject had been entered incorrectly… naturally I feared that it would somehow bring down my final score as this test’s marks is included in the final marks…(if I’m not mistaken la)… so i sent an e-mail to the person in charge…

and i got quite a nice reply too…

so i went to meet him the following day… today…to be precise… knocked door… entered nervously… explained my situation… then staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaared at him as he typed stuff…clicked on stuff…drank stuff…received calls…. bla bla bla… well i tried not to do so… but… there was no where else where i could relax my eyes… he didn’t even invite me to sit… so i stooooooooooooood there…pitifully…v_v

and finally…after moments of awkward silence… he SPOKE…

HIM: so your ID is… 2…1…

ME: (helped him complete his sentence and at the same time trying to sound cheerful…) so how’s it goin?

HIM: which day’s session are you in?

ME: Thursday…( attempting to sound serious now…)

HIM: hmm… i guess the tutor made a mistake while entering your marks… have you changed your lab session before? Cos this could have caused some confusion…

ME: no i haven’t changed classes…

HIM: maybe you did…

ME: yea~~~ (oh whatever…)

HIM: well… from what i see now… there’s absolutely nothing wrong with your results… never mind… after this… please go to the share drive and check again…

ME: but i just checked before coming…

HIM: (gave me a look that made me feel like i was talking alien…) there is this new one that was just posted right before you came… (oh how coincidental…)

ME: o…kay… so i’ll jus go check now… Thanksssssss……

and so i left… feeling weird…

alrighttt… so here goes… found a comp… logged in… search for the folder containing the list of marks… opened the excel file… scrolled down searching for my id… ok found it… and my marks…

the same fucking 20 marks…=.=

Curse you Rube Goldberg!

So who in the name of Merlin is this rube Goldberg  guy?

No he’s not my dog. i wish he were, though… could’ve roundhouse kicked him across the globe… talk about animal abuse…=.=

Dear Mr. rube Goldberg is a… cartoonist, sculptor, author, engineer, and inventor… wow… i never knew he was so multitalented… who gives a damn though…

Quite a nice guy he may seem… until… he invented this… god-awful, torturous, brain-splitting, murderous, sweet little machine that was named after him… the Rube Goldberg machine…

This hell of a sweet little machine is defined as… a machine which performs a simple task through complex, indirect and convoluted methods… for example… erm… imagine a big, oversized machine with many gears and cranks and levers and bla bla bla……… and what does it do? it unties your shoelace for you perhaps…=.=

Cracked my head for days for this silly project whereby students are required to build a… you got it… a Rube Goldberg machine…that switches off an alarm clock when activated… 5 types of motion are to be involved in the machine namely sliding, rolling, falling, oscillation and rotation…

After many days of stress and strain ( to the brain of course )… finally completed it… let me describe it… firstly… the marble… nvm… i’ll jus show some pictures…

 

ooooo… the completed Rube Goldberg machine…i think i’ll just refer it to as the silly machine from now on… =.=

 

so this is how it starts… the marble (try to spot it...) will oscillate until it hits the golf ball…

which will roll along this track for some time…

   

and then hit another golf ball… which will fall on to the see saw thingy… which will pull the big bad rock down to hit the alarm clock at the base of the slide… cant see no alarm clock? ur eyes need some checking matey… XD jkjk… alarm clock was on the table i think…

dear silly machine… you just got on my nerve one time too many… XDXD

had trouble controlling my emotions while destroying you my dearrrrr…  v_v you asked for it alright… drive me crazy and i will drive you straight to your……………………………………………………………………………….

GRAVE!!!!!!

yea that’s right… your final resting place… the recycle dump… where you should have been alll alonggggg…..XDXD 3R… reduce reuse recycle… lol… theres even a crucifix…=.= try to find it… XD

Overall… this was better than the last two egg-speriments which caused egg-phobia in me and led to other catastrophic consequences… at least we neither had to clean up big puddles of egg-goo nor suffer nights of hard boiled eggs for this project…

Mothers' Day (belated post)

i dun know wat do u think about this, but

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i dun believe in mothers' day

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i dun think that all mothers should be respected and appreciated only on this particular day

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i dun want to see people treating their mamas well only on this day

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i dun see any reason for mothers to not be honoured and loved and cherished every single day

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i dun remember her waiting for any special day to care for me

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so why should i wait for today to care for her

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i dun know how much has she done for me

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i dun know how much can i do for her

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but i know

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it will never be enough

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if i only treat her well today

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so here i tell u again

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i dun believe in mothers'day

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but i DID celebrate mother's day...XD

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TO ALL MAMAS...

HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY!!!

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One fine day...Daddy was polishing his new car... as he turned his back... 4 year old Jimmy picked up a little pebble and scratched lines on the side of the car.


Out of anger... Dad took the child’s hand and hit it many times... without realizing he was using a wrench.


At the hospital, little Jimmy has already lost his all fingers & he asked “Daddy... when will my fingers grow back?”


Dad was so hurt.


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He went back to the car and kicked it with all his strength... sitting back... he looked at the scratches... the little boy wrote “I LOVE YOU DAD”.

T_T

Cute Little Piggies

ooo... hot topic... swine flu... or influenza A... or H1N1... ... anything... jus a name tat refers to the Cute Little Piggy Disease (Unofficial name) ... XD okok... i noe its lame... not quite the time for some humour i guess... =.=

never expected these adorable little cuties to be that dangerous...

gosh... she melts my heart v_v... and i'll be dead by then... kena flu=.=

and before long we'll start to hear some ppl say: TOLD YOU ALL NOT TO EAT BABI WAD....

btw... BABI = piggies...

i know malaysia no hav any case yet... but anyway... here are some steps you can do to prevent this CLPD... (got this from some website... )

1. wash hands... great step...i havent washed my hands since i was born...
2. cover your cough or sneeze... agreed totally... y'noe it actually amazes me seeing ppl goin ATISHOO~~~all the time without covering... zzz...
3. avoid ppl hu are sick... great... im sick... pls avoid me...
4. if ur sick, stay home... ppl... ive got uni life to cope with... v_v stay home= die
5. avoid touching ur eyes mouth and nose... hmm... pls try it... lets see how many of u can survive without touching ur nose eyes and mouth for a day... XD