golden quotes by engineering lecturers...

1) Physics --- "...so when these physicists were thinking of these problems regarding probability density, they went... 'what the fuck!!!'.

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Did i mention something bad? i was trying to say...friction.

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People, fuck is not a bad word. It is a bad word only when you mean it.

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When i say fuck, i mean... 'i dont understand'." (Lan 2009) WTF...=.=

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(this is great... so from now on i can go 'wtf'' all day and tell everyone that... i was just trying to say 'i dun understand...' XD)

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2) Mathematics --- "i finds out thats some of you have been copying ur frens works.

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The worst thing is you all copied the wrong answers.

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If you wants to copy, make sure u copies the rights answer, then i cannot say anything.

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But if u copy the wrong answers, and i finds out, i can say that you plagiarize and give you zeroes. (Yoong 2009)

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(good point... copy the right answers or dun bother copying at all...)

Random post

Spent like half a day zzz... just to look for a bloody comp... and at last... here i am.. blogging at the express terminal... while standing....again... =.=

zezeze... its just unbelievable... to be unable to get one single comp when there are so damn many of them... library levels 1 & 2... computer room in library... and all the comp labs upstairs...

comp labs just... suck...totally... i'll just skip the part about the sucky connection and all... but...

the thing bout comp labs that totally get on my nerves is... when i creep in quietly... trying to not make any damn noise... settle down without a sound... key in my id and password as gently as possible... trying not to show my existence......... and thats when u hear some bloody ass say... THERES A CLASS IN HERE!!!!

oh GAWD... ok so theres a class in here... so WHAT? its not like im dancing naked in there trying to get ur damn attention... all i want is jus to get a damn comp for jus a few minutes to check some stuff...

so what to do? find another comp lab... and the same process happens all over again...

i mean... its not like i really want to barge in and disrupt the bloody class... it... it doesnt even seem like theres a class goin on inside... =.= ftw man...

and the best thing is... there are about 30-40 comps in the damn labs... and sometimes only about 6 effin students... what a total waste of gadgets...

What should I do?

I wonder whether any of you have experienced such a situation before… whereby…

you notice problem… you confirm that problem is present… you contact person in charge… you meet person in charge… and what the hell… person in charge tells you that there is absolute no problem (which makes you feel idiotic…or irritated in some cases…) and you get the hell back just to find out that the bloody problem still exists… =.="

It all happened on Monday when i found out that my midyear results for a particular subject had been entered incorrectly… naturally I feared that it would somehow bring down my final score as this test’s marks is included in the final marks…(if I’m not mistaken la)… so i sent an e-mail to the person in charge…

and i got quite a nice reply too…

so i went to meet him the following day… today…to be precise… knocked door… entered nervously… explained my situation… then staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaared at him as he typed stuff…clicked on stuff…drank stuff…received calls…. bla bla bla… well i tried not to do so… but… there was no where else where i could relax my eyes… he didn’t even invite me to sit… so i stooooooooooooood there…pitifully…v_v

and finally…after moments of awkward silence… he SPOKE…

HIM: so your ID is… 2…1…

ME: (helped him complete his sentence and at the same time trying to sound cheerful…) so how’s it goin?

HIM: which day’s session are you in?

ME: Thursday…( attempting to sound serious now…)

HIM: hmm… i guess the tutor made a mistake while entering your marks… have you changed your lab session before? Cos this could have caused some confusion…

ME: no i haven’t changed classes…

HIM: maybe you did…

ME: yea~~~ (oh whatever…)

HIM: well… from what i see now… there’s absolutely nothing wrong with your results… never mind… after this… please go to the share drive and check again…

ME: but i just checked before coming…

HIM: (gave me a look that made me feel like i was talking alien…) there is this new one that was just posted right before you came… (oh how coincidental…)

ME: o…kay… so i’ll jus go check now… Thanksssssss……

and so i left… feeling weird…

alrighttt… so here goes… found a comp… logged in… search for the folder containing the list of marks… opened the excel file… scrolled down searching for my id… ok found it… and my marks…

the same fucking 20 marks…=.=

Curse you Rube Goldberg!

So who in the name of Merlin is this rube Goldberg  guy?

No he’s not my dog. i wish he were, though… could’ve roundhouse kicked him across the globe… talk about animal abuse…=.=

Dear Mr. rube Goldberg is a… cartoonist, sculptor, author, engineer, and inventor… wow… i never knew he was so multitalented… who gives a damn though…

Quite a nice guy he may seem… until… he invented this… god-awful, torturous, brain-splitting, murderous, sweet little machine that was named after him… the Rube Goldberg machine…

This hell of a sweet little machine is defined as… a machine which performs a simple task through complex, indirect and convoluted methods… for example… erm… imagine a big, oversized machine with many gears and cranks and levers and bla bla bla……… and what does it do? it unties your shoelace for you perhaps…=.=

Cracked my head for days for this silly project whereby students are required to build a… you got it… a Rube Goldberg machine…that switches off an alarm clock when activated… 5 types of motion are to be involved in the machine namely sliding, rolling, falling, oscillation and rotation…

After many days of stress and strain ( to the brain of course )… finally completed it… let me describe it… firstly… the marble… nvm… i’ll jus show some pictures…

 

ooooo… the completed Rube Goldberg machine…i think i’ll just refer it to as the silly machine from now on… =.=

 

so this is how it starts… the marble (try to spot it...) will oscillate until it hits the golf ball…

which will roll along this track for some time…

   

and then hit another golf ball… which will fall on to the see saw thingy… which will pull the big bad rock down to hit the alarm clock at the base of the slide… cant see no alarm clock? ur eyes need some checking matey… XD jkjk… alarm clock was on the table i think…

dear silly machine… you just got on my nerve one time too many… XDXD

had trouble controlling my emotions while destroying you my dearrrrr…  v_v you asked for it alright… drive me crazy and i will drive you straight to your……………………………………………………………………………….

GRAVE!!!!!!

yea that’s right… your final resting place… the recycle dump… where you should have been alll alonggggg…..XDXD 3R… reduce reuse recycle… lol… theres even a crucifix…=.= try to find it… XD

Overall… this was better than the last two egg-speriments which caused egg-phobia in me and led to other catastrophic consequences… at least we neither had to clean up big puddles of egg-goo nor suffer nights of hard boiled eggs for this project…

Mothers' Day (belated post)

i dun know wat do u think about this, but

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i dun believe in mothers' day

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i dun think that all mothers should be respected and appreciated only on this particular day

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i dun want to see people treating their mamas well only on this day

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i dun see any reason for mothers to not be honoured and loved and cherished every single day

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i dun remember her waiting for any special day to care for me

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so why should i wait for today to care for her

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i dun know how much has she done for me

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i dun know how much can i do for her

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but i know

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it will never be enough

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if i only treat her well today

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so here i tell u again

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i dun believe in mothers'day

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but i DID celebrate mother's day...XD

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TO ALL MAMAS...

HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY!!!

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One fine day...Daddy was polishing his new car... as he turned his back... 4 year old Jimmy picked up a little pebble and scratched lines on the side of the car.


Out of anger... Dad took the child’s hand and hit it many times... without realizing he was using a wrench.


At the hospital, little Jimmy has already lost his all fingers & he asked “Daddy... when will my fingers grow back?”


Dad was so hurt.


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He went back to the car and kicked it with all his strength... sitting back... he looked at the scratches... the little boy wrote “I LOVE YOU DAD”.

T_T

Cute Little Piggies

ooo... hot topic... swine flu... or influenza A... or H1N1... ... anything... jus a name tat refers to the Cute Little Piggy Disease (Unofficial name) ... XD okok... i noe its lame... not quite the time for some humour i guess... =.=

never expected these adorable little cuties to be that dangerous...

gosh... she melts my heart v_v... and i'll be dead by then... kena flu=.=

and before long we'll start to hear some ppl say: TOLD YOU ALL NOT TO EAT BABI WAD....

btw... BABI = piggies...

i know malaysia no hav any case yet... but anyway... here are some steps you can do to prevent this CLPD... (got this from some website... )

1. wash hands... great step...i havent washed my hands since i was born...
2. cover your cough or sneeze... agreed totally... y'noe it actually amazes me seeing ppl goin ATISHOO~~~all the time without covering... zzz...
3. avoid ppl hu are sick... great... im sick... pls avoid me...
4. if ur sick, stay home... ppl... ive got uni life to cope with... v_v stay home= die
5. avoid touching ur eyes mouth and nose... hmm... pls try it... lets see how many of u can survive without touching ur nose eyes and mouth for a day... XD

Some Night...

so... i attended this cultural night thingy... of course... for some reasons that shouldnt be made public...=.= never mind that...


class ended early today... bout 3.30 i think... why cant this happen on another day zzz... class ends early when ive got to wait till 7... how nice... well so i...waited...and waited...and waited...

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wow its 7 already... notice how time fliesssss... -.-".....

reached the venue at about 730... and i thought I was late... zzz...apparently the program didnt start until about 8...

the night started off with a series of laser and light performances... i noticed tat the lights formed shapes like this one here... which made me wonder whether anything radioactive was around...XD Rating 4/5... not bad...

it was then followed by a sing and dance performance by malaysian students... malay students...to be precise... and there was this shrieking and yelling of MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!... yeah a great job done on promoting the boleh-ness of our boleh-land... Rating 3.75/5 ...well they did seem quite well rehearsed...

up next was a...rapping performance... deep... meaningful... and soulful... as described by the emcees... so there was music... and there were a few... africans if im not mistaken... rapping... Rating 3.75/5 ... i was never a great fan of rapping lol... however their voices were clear and i could make out their message...i hope... XD ...world peace i think...

after that there was... or was there an indian dance fusion thingy...? i cant recall... Oh nvm... lets jus ignore it... XD im so bad...

korean song came after that... im not reli that into music but i would give it a thumbs up =) so 4/5 la... XD

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ok so there was this bangladeshi dance... performed by a normal sized lady... and an oversiz... erm... not so normal sized lady... and there they were... wobbl... dancing on stage... lol... regarding the not so thin lady... she was quite nimble for her... u noe... size... erm... 3.75/5 la... 4 would be to much... and 3.5 looks way too little XD ...see im so good...

lucky draw time... nvm... i never... ever... win... so hu gives a damn zzz...

later on there were various song performances... zzz... there was this bangladeshi song which went on... and on... and on... till at one point i suspected tht they had no idea how to end the damn song...XD and it was followed by a HIGHLY energetic indonesian band... high as in the singers were...screeching in a high pitched falsetto voice...=.= btw the oni few words that i could detect from the vocalist sounded like DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!

was followed by a 'soothing' sri lankan tune that almost hypnotized me... zzz... another indon group after that... this one was better though... the beats and rhythm were great...

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but the REAL thing that blew me off was this indian song performance... XD... singing an indian song is never wrong... pls dun get me wrong... but getting a chinese to sing an indian song is sooo...sooooooooooo... WRONG!!! XDXD... well at least for this case... but if it was an attempt to keep me entertained... undoubtedly it WORKED!!! LOL... this guy reli caught my attention... ill try to search for some photos of him... yea ill try... XD 5/5 from meee!!

there was this pakistani skit soon after... most of the jokes used were already widely known... yet they still managed to arouse the crowds laughter... and there was this gun wielding guy which made me laugh the hell out whenever he had a say... XDD 4.5/5

indian dance was next... unique thing to note was tat there were caucasians involved in the performance... c'mon... u dun get to see an ang moh go indian often rite...

fashion show was next... i didnt finish the show... but i guess it was great... XD

OVERALL RATING

entertainment 4/5

effects 4/5 lightings were great... along with the sound system...

educational value... 3/5 remember the skit? it was about an english class... bringing an m16 to class is not exactly educational i guess...

well if ur wondering y did i go in the first place... well it was bcos i had a discounted price for the tics... discounted items=heaven... XD

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exams... exams... and exams... thats the only thing i have in my head right now... v_v and its also the thing tat keeps my head spinning...in circles... and circles.... in orbit... think about Newtons law of gravitation......

had my psa exam the other day... tuesday i think... entered the lecture hall... received the exam booklet... went through the questions... slammed head on table... zezeze... jkjk... it wasnt that bad... managed to finish it...at least... the questions were insane... and yet the lecturer told us that it was "very easy" compared to previous years' papers... =_=

dynamics was next... hell of a subject... seriously... highest fail rate... that was what i heard from the seniors... besides...lectures dont help much when u get a lecturer which hypnotizes u every session...

maths exam... was a joke... nuff said...

one thing to note bout the exams tho... in each exam there will be a few different sets of questions being circulated around... therefore the probability of getting the same one with ur neighbour is quite narrow... so practically it would be futile to produce the same answers as ur neighbours...... v_v

COMING UP NEXT: this is it... this coming tuesday... got to squeeze this book into my head... i think i have a brilliant idea... im goin to sleep on it XD... looks quite soft and fluffy wad...



欢乐的时光过得真快。。。又是时候说拜拜。。。XD
toodles

some pix...

this... this happened during another egg experiment that took place b4 the egg dropping experiment... for this... we had to use a raw egg instead... under some unknown circumstances... we managed to crack an egg in a rather rare manner... notice the way the shell is cracked with the membrane and content still intact... (wasnt intended though...XD)

PC fair day... first time i realized tht de twin towers are quite tall indeed...lol...

cute little shih tzu... or shit tzu? dun giv a damn lol... but it was quite friendly... unlike the CKCS... (cavalier king charles spaniel if im not mistaken...) which hid behind the piano everytime i approached it =_=...




ya i remember this... the payung... after the storm... sad... v_v...

all sing till so high... stand on sofa somemore... dobby why do u look so depressed...v_v nobody choi u ar??all sing till high-er ad... lol... dobby... can see ur hands only... sad... zzz btw where m i...=.=

ahh.... my lovely phone...without a screen... the LCD cracked... T_T... notice the prism coloured line... thats the crack... cost me RM160... haih... this is depressing...